一篇在矽谷盛傳的笑話

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>>A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a >> dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is >> back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in >> its mouth. >> >> 有個肉販看到有隻狗走進他的鋪子裡吃了一驚，肉販把狗噓走，可是沒多久這隻狗又跑回來，所以他探頭看了一下這條狗才發現狗嘴裡有張小紙條。 >> >> He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of >> lamb, please? The dog has money in its mouth, as well." >> >> 他拿起紙條，紙條上寫著「麻煩給我12條香腸和一條羊腿，錢就放在狗嘴裡」 >> >> The butcher looks inside and, low and behold, there is a ten dollar >> note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a >> bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and >> since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow >> the dog. >> >> 肉販低頭看了一下，哇！還真的有十塊錢耶！所以他收了錢，把香腸和羊腿放入袋子裡以後再放到狗嘴裡。肉販對這隻狗實在太訝異了，想想又剛好快打烊了，他就決定收攤然後跟著這條狗看看。 >> >> So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a >> level crossing; the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the >> button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. >> They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him >> all the way. >> >> 他們沿著路走，來到十字路口的時候這條狗就把袋子放下，跳起來按了行人通行鈕，再叼起袋子耐心地等綠燈亮起，再行通過這個路口，當然肉販還是緊緊跟著它。 >> >> The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. >> The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg >> up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog >> then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. >> The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other >> passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat >> looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and >> wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the >> bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house >> very close to the stop. >> >> 接下來這條狗來到公車站，開始盯著時刻表瞧。肉販很震驚這條狗居然懂得舉起左腳來攔車，然後搭上了這台公車！肉販跟著上了車，狗把綁在項圈上的車票秀給車掌看，看到這一幕，肉販就像其他的乘客一樣簡直要暈倒了。狗狗接著坐在司機旁邊看著窗外，當下一個站牌出現，它就站起來跑去車掌那兒搖尾巴示意他要下車了，不等公車完全停妥，它就迫不及待地跳出公車往一間離站牌不遠的房子奔去。 >> >> It opens the big Iron Gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it >> approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and >> heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head >> against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the >> door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts >> abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. >> The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. >> >> 它打開了院子的大鐵門，衝向房門，當它接近那道木門的時候忽然改變主意往花園跑去，它朝向窗戶走去然後用頭去撞它好幾次，然後再跑回房門前等候。肉販看到一著彪形大漢開了門，然後開始凌虐這條狗！他打它、踢他、還大聲咒罵它！肉販實在不能忍受這種事，就跑去阻止這傢伙！ >> >> "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be >> on TV, for the life of me! "To which the guy responds: "You call this >> clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's >> forgotten his key." >> >> 「你他媽的再幹什麼!?這是一條天才狗耶！我用我的性命擔保它絕對可以上電視！」 >> >> 這男人就回答肉販：「你說它聰明？這是這條笨狗第二次忘了帶鑰匙！」 >> >> Moral of the story..... >> You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations but shall always >> fall short of the boss' expectations. >> It's a dog's life after all..... >> >> 這個故事告訴我們..... >> >> 不管你再怎麼拼命，老闆都不會滿足的！ >> >> 這就是做為一條狗的宿命啊....

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